There’s a grandmas and husband and friends with children… But it never fails that I’ll Google ANYTHING and EVERYTHING when it comes to parenting and how to find my way through motherhood. From common to absolutely ridiculous, to things only a mother would understand, here’s a list of things I have felt Google would be the most competent in answering…
will i ever sleep again
how to get my husband to help me clean
how to have more energy during the day
how to tell if the baby is eating enough
why won’t my baby’s clothes come clean
how do women want another child after having their first one
why won’t my baby sleep
why did they let me leave the hospital with this baby
how to get my abs back in shape after a baby
why is the dog chewing on the baby’s toys
what should the baby’s penis look like
average amount of diapers a day
where did my organs go when I was pregnant
why isn’t motherhood all sunshine and daisies
why wont my baby stop biting my nipples
how to murder a husband
how to keep a baby entertained all day
what are the baby blues
what to do now that grandma is gone
are vaccines mandatory
when should i start brushing my baby’s teeth
why is the baby’s poop black
why did the dog pee on the couch when the baby was crying
how to get out of sweatpants after having a baby
how to save money with a baby
how to take time for yourself when you have a newborn
how to stay sane when the baby won’t stop crying
why doesn’t my baby stay clean
do i really need a baby monitor
when should my baby crawl, walk, talk, etc etc etc
***and the question that Google will never answer effectively***
why didn’t my baby come with a manual?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
what have you asked Google???
